This post was paid for by the Albanian mafia

Apparently Martti Ahtisaari is now filthy rich. I, for one, think that more Finnish Presidents should strive to get rich by screwing over the hated Slavs in international disagreements. Mauno Koivisto can meddle in Transnistria and I'm sure we can find something for the incumbent once her term is over. The Finno-Muslim-Nazi conspiracy will rule all.