Huckacraze!
I propose that henceforth all headlines for stories about Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee should be huckawords - that is, combinations of the prefix "hucka-" and the actual word. Preferably the headlines should end in an exclamation point, but this is not strictly mandatory.
I'll give a few example, so you'll see how this works.
Story: Huckabee wins a primary.
Headline: Huckaboom!
Story: Huckabee loses a primary.
Headline: Huckabust!
While single syllable end words work well, you shouldn't be afraid to use longer ones.
Story: Huckabee is criticized by conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg.
Headline: Huckafascist!
Story: Huckabee polls poorly head-to-head against Democratic candidates.
Headline: Huckainelectability!
Now all we need is a Huckabee story that also involves a duck...
2 comments:
Or perhaps a sex scandal.
One of these days, someone will invent a doohickey that allows readers to fishslap a blogger over the Internet. I'll be back then, young pup. Bank on it.
Ahem. The buck stops here.
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