I propose that henceforth all headlines for stories about Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee should be huckawords - that is, combinations of the prefix "hucka-" and the actual word. Preferably the headlines should end in an exclamation point, but this is not strictly mandatory.
I'll give a few example, so you'll see how this works.
Story: Huckabee wins a primary.
Story: Huckabee loses a primary.
While single syllable end words work well, you shouldn't be afraid to use longer ones.
Story: Huckabee is criticized by conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg.
Story: Huckabee polls poorly head-to-head against Democratic candidates.
Now all we need is a Huckabee story that also involves a duck...